anti0ch:

crustrocket:

20,000 flies tied to strings pull my lifeless body into the sky

you would not believe your eyes

if 20,000 tethered flies

hoisted my corpse into the sky

(via acid--flesh)

You look like home.

And feel like magic.

gayforzendaya:

me: *having a good day*

stuff: *happens* 

me:

(Source: woifiecindy, via pointlessblawg)

extrasassylampshade:

dont-taunt-the-octopus:

me: [at work, ringing up two parents and their toddler who’s sitting in the cart trying to get their attention]

toddler, quietly, waving hands around: [incomprehensible]

mom: what?

toddler, even quieter: [incomprehensible]

dad: you gotta speak up, bud

toddler, at full volume: FUCK.

this actually made me laugh out loud

(Source: anarchetypal, via heart)